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Who are “Israeli Arabs”? 

Have you ever heard this term in the news and wondered what exactly an Israeli Arab is? I have, and I did. The first time I heard this term in high school, I naively assumed it was a person from the Arab World who had emmigrated to Isreal. Wrong. This is one of those misleading and colorless Orwellian euphemisms, like “collateral damage�, which, as I always like to remind my fellow Americans, really means dead non-white civilians bombed from the sky.

So what’s an Israeli Arab? An Israeli Arab is a Palestinian who lives inside the state of Israel, versus those who live outside of it in occupied Palestine, or those who fled and became refugees or exiles beyond occupied Palestine. More accurately, they should be called Israeli Palestinians. How did they end up inside of Israel? They didn’t. Israel ended up around them; and they make up 20% of Israel’s population. These are the Palestinians, and their descendants, whose existence on that land preceded the state of Israel before 1948. When the Zionists declared the state of Israel on the land the Palestinians had been living on for centuries, 84% fled as a result of coercion and intimidation. These remaining Palestinians were absorbed into this new political entity. These are today’s “Israeli Arabs�.

This term is problematic for a number of reasons. It doesn’t acknowledge their identity as Palestinians and thus overlooks that they existed there before 1948, a simple fact that cannot be denied no matter how lobbyists and PR slicksters finesse it. The Palestinians were present for centuries; and they identified themselves as such, Filistini (Palestinian), regardless of what British, French, Ottoman, Arab, or Roman administrators chose to call the area. By simply calling them “Arabs�, it conveniently decontextualizes their historical connection to The Land, el-Ard, the one, crucial and central issue! You never hear right-wing Israelis actually call them Palestinians. To do so would recognize their legitimate connection to The Land. So they simply call them the more general and indirect “Arabs�.

Clearly, as Palestinians living within Israel, their predicament is distinct from that of Palestinians in the occupied territories, in refugee camps in Lebanon, or in the exiled global diaspora. We’re always being reminded of how Israel is the only democracy in the Middle East. Is that so? For the Jewish citizens of Israel, it’s a democracy, but not for 20% of its citizens. As a stalling tactic which allows the state of Israel to keep grabbing more land illegally, the Israeli Knesset has to this day never ratified a constitution and has never officially declared its country’s borders. In the meantime, settlements continue to be built and populated, and the defence barrier gets erected deep into Palestinian territory, far outside of Israel proper. There’s a name for this in Political Science: Imperialism. What kind of democracy is that? This would have been like saying apartheid South Africa was the only democracy in Africa. Sure, it was perfectly democratic… for the whites.

In Israel, under the Law of Return and the Nationality Law, a Jewish immigrant can move to Israel from such diverse places as Ethiopia, Poland, the Ukraine, the U.S. or anywhere else and receive full legal rights as a citizen instantly. He or she will automatically have more rights than an indigenous Palestinian. Is this healthy for a society? Is this ethical? Can we really call this democratic?

Israel’s Palestinians are legally barred from owning land, as non-Jews cannot own land in Israel. This affects both Muslim and Christian Palestinians. By the way, 20% of Israel’s Palestinian population is Christian (among the most prominent of them are Arafat’s widow, Suha, Edward Said, and Hanan Ashrawi, all associated with the cause of Palestinian nationalism. Keep that in mind next time you hear an American Evangelist unconditionally defending Israeli policy against the Palestinians. These “Christian Zionists�, as they call themselves, blindly support policies that are harmful to the direct present-day descendants of the early Christian Church. The irony would be hilarious, if it wasn’t so damn tragic and morally repulsive. Christian Palestinians suffer the same fate as their Muslim brothers.

In Israel, many social benefits, such as employment opportunities, better mortgages, partial exemptions from course fees, and preferences for public housing are dependent on your having completed military service. 9o% of Israel’s Palestinian population does not serve in the military, either by law or by discretion. This is an indirect way in which “Israeli Arabs� are discriminated against and economically marginalized. In a democracy, a citizen’s rights are not dependent on his or her having completed compulsory military service. It doesn’t work that way. In a democracy, citizens have rights simply by being born in the society.

Another indirect way Palestinians in Israel are marginalized is through the policy of “unrecognized villages�, another sanitized euphemism, which are Palestinian towns not legally acknowledged by the state as organized municipalities. What this means on the ground is that they get no funding or services whatsoever and are subject to arbitrary demolition or confiscation. Considered non-existent, they don’t appear on official Israeli maps. Palestinian families within Israel are also routinely denied building permits and have their homes demolished or confiscated when they build new ones or add on to them without the permits. Can this be called democratic? It would take quite an unhinged imagination to do so. Whoever repeats the claim that Israel is a democracy, be they journalists, lobbyists, or politicians, is either knowingly perpetuating an agenda which cannot accommodate the facts on the ground or they’re ignorant and haven’t done the research. There is no democracy and there are no “Israeli Arabs�.

The next time you hear “Israeli Arabsâ€?, know that you’re being fed a term which is essentially a political weapon to deny a people their identity and history. It’s racist spin and it’s insulting to your common sense and intelligence. You need only consume Western mainstream media and you’ll hear it soon enough. It’s become legitimate because of its constant repetition by U.S. and Israeli government officials and public relations firms. It’s a tragic irony that the first master propagandist to use this tactic and prove its effectiveness was none other then Joseph Goebbels. Known as the Big Lie, or argumentum ad nauseam, the name given to a policy of repeating a lie until it is taken to be the truth. If you live in the U.S., this should sound familiar to you. So now, in this obese land of shortcuts and convenience, the media smugly and unconsciously perpetuate the terms “Israeli Arabs” and “Israeli democracy”. Sadly, like so many other terms, these have taken on mindless lives of their own. Analysis and accuracy have been sacrificed. We’re participants by our complicit acceptance. This stops when we stop listening. Two reasonable actions you can take right now: 1.) Stop consuming news from mainstream corporate media! 2.) Tell the others! You can’t peddle shitty hack journalism if there is no audience left to consume it.



When did quarters become worth more than $0.25? 

I’ve noticed a trend. A new “life’s little annoyance” that I’m taking a stand against. Perhaps it only happens in Chesterbrook where I work. But quarters seem to be worth more than $0.25. Just today I went to Genardis to get Jello (which sucks btw) and i paid the total was 13.22. But Genardis uses a change dispenser. I’m merely human, but when I used to operate a cash register, this scenario would dictate I return 3 pennies and 3 quarters. 3 is a nice number. It’s the holy trinity, it’s how many balls i have. It’s nice. but instead this vile contraption returned 2 quarters 3 pennies, 2 dimes and a nickel.

Well I had enough. I demanded that the cashier exchange those dimes and a nickel for a quarter. And the woman took issue. “I can’t open the drawer again.”
I said, “I’ll wait”
she said, “It’s the right amount? right”
I said, “in numbers, yes, in number of coins no. I’m sorry, but I don’t like extra change”
she gave.

It’s not just our mechanized overlords either. I went to wendy’s last week and the woman behind the counter manually gave me this 2 dimes and nickel breakdown of the 3rd quarter.

THese aren’t new businesses they’ve been there a while. Can’t they anticipate the quarter demand?

Well, I’m not taking dimes anymore!



Today’s Rant 

I’ll leave to LittlePo. She has a much nicer writing style than me when it comes to this sort of thing, and has written a nice piece on the blog worlds sure to be wide spread rant: Bush’s attitude towards the kyoto protocol.

Read her article



Run on my friend… 

I also have a name and it’s not about working it’s about doing nothing when you’re supposed to be working but yer doing nothing and when u finally think that u might be actually working you’re really not because you’re reading the internet so much that eventually u think yer working and thus not working becomes the same as working and then the days drag on and blend together like indigo and violet do when you drip them side to side drooling down a canvas on an easle standing in an empty room with just one window which is just high enough on the wall so that u can only see the sky which is a little cloudy but the sun and sky show in the bottom right corner and so you stare at that corner hoping words will scroll across it saying five o’clock pee em so the bell sounds and you are released from your one window empty prison called work and fly through freedom high in the sky only for about three and a half hours until you become unconscious for the rest of what seems like seven seconds and then you realize you’re back in the prison again typing random phrases into google hoping it will bring you an ounce of happiness as you read on and on and on about nothing when you’re supposed to be working but you’re doing absolutely nothing which they pay you for to support your three and a half hours and seven seconds of freedom until you have to return to repeat the same day over and over like a rerun of some old program on TV Land that you only watch parts of while surfing through a monotonous pile of crappy stations wasting fifty-three minutes of your freedom after work during dinner while you stuff your face with microwaved mush that tastes like chicken and mashed potatoes but smells like fumes from burnt plastic or styrofoam but you inhale the entire plate after which becomes part of an intricate masterpiece in the sink made of dishes and cups filled with

…breath…

java code that you’ve been writing for five years and you take a 30 minute chunk to figure out that you only remember 14.5914 percent of the last five years which turns out to be .7296 years of memory taken up on your internal head drive and if the human brain can hold about 100 million megabites of memory and recording a digital video at a resolution of 320 pixels by 240 pixels creates a file that is 112k per second recorded and if I could actually record video in my head then .7296 years would take up about two million five hundred sixteen thousand four hundred and seventy five megabites which leaves about 97.483525 percent free but my head doesn’t feel as empty as that because I’m sitting here filling my head all day after day pressing buttons watching letters appear inside a box which is inside another box on a screen that flickers at 75 Hertz which is inside another box and all these boxes make my eyes wander around the room taking in everything glancing at 68 year old Joan who sits right there so close I could smack her if I wanted to and my name tag sits right below her head on my separating wall and it looks like Joan’s name is actually DENNIS PALMER but it’s not because that is my name because it is on my name tag and she has her own name tag so she has her own name which in turn proves that I also have a name… but it’s not about working.



Worst Hosting Ever 

A plus is the worst host ever! A plus Sucks

there, i’m done ranting.



Verizon WireLESS… 

This is the promise Verizon Wireless gives you when you sign up for any contract they offer.

“You have the option to change to any qualifying calling plan or airtime promotion at any time.”

I think that they get away with what they did because of the word “qualifying”. Here’s my situation…

Two years ago this July, I signed a 2 year contract with Verizon. I got the Kyocera 7135. It’s a great phone. It hangs sometimes when it’s trying to find a network. But other than that, it served me well.

My 2 year contract included a 800 minute plan for $59.95 a month. I had a few extras put on there like internet and some call functions but the important part is the contract and plan.

Fast forward 1 year, 9 months. A few days ago. I know my plan with Verizon is up soon so I am in the market for a new phone. I went to Best Buy and researched about different phones and different carriers. The guy at Best Buy (seemingly knowing enough about carriers) was telling me different things about different networks and different carriers saying that Cingular is the best one around here. Now he seemed to have a believable story. So I believed him. (possibly making me retartedly gullible.) I figured Best Buy associates do not get commission so he must be telling me what he knows to be true. So I went home and ordered a Nokia 6620. Now I also signed a 2 year contract with Cingular. (possibly making me even more retartedly idiotic.) My plan was this: If I ” have the option to change to any qualifying calling plan or airtime promotion at any time”, I’ll just change my plan down to the smallest cheapest “qualifying” plan I can get for the last 3 months of my contract, pay 20 bucks a month for that (I’m out 60 bucks but that was fine with me), and get a kick-ass plan from Cingular. I buy the phone and get the plan from Cingular. I love it. works great. my reception is fabulous in my house down in my basement it’s so great. I think I could be locked in a lead coffin and my cell signal would be fabulous.

Fast forward to today. I call Verizon to execute my “option to change to any qualifying calling plan” plan. The woman gets my account up. She starts taking stuff off the plan. All my extras come off. She cuts me down to a 30 dollar a month plan. I know I wanted to only pay 20 bucks a month but if 30 is the best they can do then fine. (now im out 90 bucks. ill suck it up.) I ask her what the final per month charges would be as well as the prorated charge for this month. She adds it up and it turns out I’m paying less for this month and then about 30 bucks for the last two months. Which is great. Upon figuring out the numbers, she messes up and says she needs to go figure them out and she’ll call me back. I hang up.

She calls me back 10 minutes later. She now says that my plan can not be changed at all from what it is except for deleting the extras. Apparently in October of 2004 they discontinued my “plan type” and currently they do not have any “qualifying” plan that I am able to switch to because my “plan type” is not offered any longer. So now, according to Verizon, I am stuck with this plan now and end up being actually out 180 bucks plus tax. Does this mean that when I sign a contract with Verizon, this little guarantee fall short when they discontinue your “plan type”?!? I’ll let you decide if they’re being true to their statement:

“You have the option to change to any qualifying calling plan or airtime promotion at any time.”

Now, the early termination fee for Verizon is 175 dollars. My first thought is, “(175 < 180) = terminate the contract early." Not so fast. I would still have to pay the 20 bucks prorated this month. which brings it to 195... So, my second thought is, "(190 > 180) = suck it up and keep the plan.”

Not in my world. I will be calling Cingular tonight asking if they will transfer my old number to my account. (not even sure if they do that. hopefully they will. I got a new number with the new plan… we’ll see) Even if they don’t transfer the new number, I will then call Verizon Wireless and let them know that I will be cancelling early and not paying the cancellation fee on the grounds that I feel they aren’t being true to their statement iterated above a few times. You might say, “but denni, they are being true to the statement because there currently is no ‘qualifying plan’ that u can switch to…” Verizon has another promise…

“If you ever have a problem, it becomes our problem the first time you call.”

I have a problem. It becomes theirs. If you look they say: “If your issue can’t be resolved during the course of your first call, we will take the responsibility to get back to you with an answer.” Which is bullshit. It’s run around language that basically means we promise to fix yer problem in the first call but if we don’t it’s ok cuz we will call u back between 1 minute and infinite minutes. So I’m not sure I’m going to get anywhere with this promise because it doesn’t say that they will resolve it in your favor.

Also, they’re not really promises… They’re guarantees. Which might not be as firm as promises. We’ll see how far I get tonite when I call both companies.

To boot… our Verizon dsl stinks at night. All network operations work perfect and fast as hell EXCEPT for web pages.



Sony DR-BT1 is Crap 

Sony DR-BT1So I got this Sony Bluetooth headset, and its a piece of crap. Its basically a really cool headset with the shittiest ear clip every designed (I kid you not its literally just a light weight plastic clip from one of their over the ear headphones).

The problem is its a bluetooth headset, not a tiny head-phone, so gravity just pulls the thing off of your ear. Not to mention that the clip doesn’t take into account the fact that a human head is not a cube. The angle of the clip is just straight out the back, no curve to make the mic point towards your face instead of out over your shoulder. I couldn’t get it to stay on my ear properly even if i tilted my head on its side.

this is really a horrible product from sony and they should be ashamed of it. I hope Apple takes over the portable entertainment market and leaves sony wondering why yellow walkmans never caught on.



Eagles 

The Eagles won.

This is dissappointing. I live a little too close to S. Street. So i was hoping these morons would lose in the cold yesterday so :
1) I wouldn’t have to fucking hear about it anymore.
2) The fans screaming, or not screaming would have been light in such cold and snow
3) I wouldn’t have to fucking hear about it anymore.
4) I could laugh at the morons at work who insist on discussing football with me even though I tell them I don’t care about football.

My father was from Manhattan, he played Basketball, so he didn’t care about football.
My mother is British, she always made fun of American footballers. Basically she called them a bunch of pussies for wearing pads. I think this is where my disdain comes from.

Oh, and there’s a FUCKING War on!!! Who the fuck cares about the goddamn Eagles!
People always tell me about the strategy of Football. Hey, Drama and strategy are happening for real in Iraq!!



Bush? 

WTF?



Debate 

Well, the first of 3… err i mean 2 debates is tonight. I wonder what the headlines will be tomorrow. I’m sure some fumble that either Kerry or Bush made, that has little impact on how fit they are to run the country. Maybe it will even be about Kerry’s makeup.



Mad 4 Mex Sucks 

cactus.pngThere’s this restaurant between Drexel and UPenn called Mad 4 Mex. Its your basic mexican on a college campus type restaurant, and when I went to school, it was pretty decent.

However, after being there tonight and a couple times in the last year, i’m sad to say it sucks major ass now. The chicken wings tasted like the meat was stale, if thats possible. My Chicken Wrap tasted the same, and the nachos were below par. Not only that, but the interesting mix of 80s rock and obscure 80s punk that they used to play was replaced with, and I kid you not, the entire Journey’s greatest hits album. Thats right, i heard Journey the whole time I was there. To make things worse, I think i’m the only one who actually knew it was journey in the whole restaurant- The college kids who still act like that place is the bomb are too young and my colleagues were all from Taiwan.

Living near two universities makes me really hate how local restaurants get away with peddling crap to the college kids, who don’t know any better, and don’t care too much anyway cause their parents bought them all iPods for back to school (i swear 1 in 8 people has one at UPenn) I guess its this strange market dynamic that contributed to the fall of Mad 4 Mex. (and a certain person I know who stole half of their cool wooden and leather menus probably didn’t help either)



Vegas casino boots Linda Ronstadt for praising Michael Moore 

I got up this morning and decided not to think to much about whats wrong with the world. The day went pretty well, I even watched a funny video of Bill O’Reilly without getting any bad vibes. then i read this shit.

Full Story



What a stupid reason to have an article about Saddam 

I found this silly article on BBC analyzing his body language while he was under trial, or pre-trial or whatever…

full story



Micheal Moore’s movie may not be released 

So Apparently Disney is putting the Kaibash on MM’s new film. Thanks to these past 3 years with this administration. I doubt everyone now. And 30% of me is wondering if this is just a marketing ploy.

Trust no one.

-Phil

Full article here



IM LOG of the Day 

[16:34] yaminchev: http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/international/international-un-rights-elections.html
[16:35] redvision4: i got into an interesting argument with Nameless German and Nameless Cuban about the UN and the EU the other night
[16:35] redvision4: basically, the boiled down version is i was saying that Germany, France, etc should put up or shut up in regards to counter-weighting the US
[16:35] yaminchev: What was the gist
[16:36] redvision4: and they were saying it’s not their problem
[16:36] redvision4: and my point was, that that’s the self -serving attitude that got the US here
[16:36] yaminchev: well I think the UN is a crock of shit
[16:36] yaminchev: It’s just another way to waste money and resources
[16:36] redvision4: yes, but that’s for 2 reasons 1 the permanent security council members
[16:36] redvision4: and 2, only the US funds the fucker
[16:37] yaminchev: yep
[16:37] redvision4: it’s like if Texas was in charge of the US.
[16:37] yaminchev: but no one else has power in the UN
[16:37] redvision4: wait a sec
[16:37] redvision4: Texas… I think i just realized something
[16:37] yaminchev: hehe
[16:37] redvision4: shit, i’m posting this log
[16:37] redvision4: to IP
[16:37] yaminchev: totally