I’ve noticed a trend. A new “life’s little annoyance” that I’m taking a stand against. Perhaps it only happens in Chesterbrook where I work. But quarters seem to be worth more than $0.25. Just today I went to Genardis to get Jello (which sucks btw) and i paid the total was 13.22. But Genardis uses a change dispenser. I’m merely human, but when I used to operate a cash register, this scenario would dictate I return 3 pennies and 3 quarters. 3 is a nice number. It’s the holy trinity, it’s how many balls i have. It’s nice. but instead this vile contraption returned 2 quarters 3 pennies, 2 dimes and a nickel.
Well I had enough. I demanded that the cashier exchange those dimes and a nickel for a quarter. And the woman took issue. “I can’t open the drawer again.”
I said, “I’ll wait”
she said, “It’s the right amount? right”
I said, “in numbers, yes, in number of coins no. I’m sorry, but I don’t like extra change”
she gave.
It’s not just our mechanized overlords either. I went to wendy’s last week and the woman behind the counter manually gave me this 2 dimes and nickel breakdown of the 3rd quarter.
THese aren’t new businesses they’ve been there a while. Can’t they anticipate the quarter demand?
Well, I’m not taking dimes anymore!


July 11th, 2005 at 9:01 pm
why do i feel like i read this once a long time ago?
July 12th, 2005 at 12:05 pm
I had an equally frustrating experience every time I bought anything in Spain. Everyone wanted your change and you never had enough. Then they would treat you all dumb because of your bad spanish and try to count the change in your hand for you.
July 13th, 2005 at 12:20 pm
well, maybe this is just more evidence of the third(developing for the PC)-worldification of the US. In India no one would take your big bills. by big I mean a 20 rupee bill (then that was 40 cents)
July 13th, 2005 at 1:15 pm
maybe its annoying, but its certainly their prerogative. I’m sure they found that they run out of quarters frequently, so instead of giving you only dimes when they run out, they spread the quarters out over more people.
I doubt its a conspiracy to piss you off, although that seems to have worked too =)
July 13th, 2005 at 8:11 pm
at least you got the same amount.
Once in Ann Arbor, MI. my friend and I each bought a pair of shoes, because the salesperson said “if you buy two pairs, I’ll give you 20% off” and after all, she applied 10% off to each pair because she claimed that “10% off + 10% off = 20% off” I argued with her, and she thought that I was an hard-to-satisfy customer, because every of her other customers felt so great about her system.
July 15th, 2005 at 1:53 pm
no, it’s them being lazy. They don’t want to order enough quarters from their bank. It’s not hard. Double the amount you keep in quarters, you won’t run out.
it’s also all the change machines cause people are too dumb.
P.S. The article type is rant, so why are you arguing? It’s a RANT
July 16th, 2005 at 6:13 pm
that was just my underdog impersonation. where the hell is that guy?