Damn this has got to be the funniest blog post i’ve ever read. It starts out as a tounge in cheek jab at the movie industry for blaming all their troubles on kids with BitTorrent and just goes off from there in every direction.

Definitely read it:

read on

from Gizmodo

cause he’s funny

see here

This story comes from bizarro world which, if you watched super friends, you know is a parallel universe where several key features of our universe have been reversed while other remain. For instance, bizarro superman is immune to kryptonite, and uses his powers to steal, but he can still fly, and maintains many of the real superman’s abilities. It appears that bizarro Jeremy has finally revealed himself.

Our story begins with bizarro Jeremy’s wrists hurting him. As we know, the real Jeremy broke his wrist’s roller blading and we’ll leave the bizarro equivalent of this accident as an exercise for the readers. Like the real Jeremy, bizarro Jeremy edits his code in emacs, but unlike the real Jeremy, a Mac user, bizarro uses Windows. With a wounded wrist, the horribly placed and oft used ctrl key is not your friend. Bizarro Jeremy discovers the the Kinesis keyboard which allows you to do all this handy ctrl keying with your thumbs, removing considerable strain on your wrist. Real Jeremy also made this discovery and using his powers of persuasion, gets his employer to buy him a Kenisis keyboard (a $239 value). Bizarro Jeremy however has a far more sinister plan.

Using their common love of K’nex pieces, bizarro Jeremy constructs a super ghetto contraption. The device’s six Kinex poles (of pseudo-randomly chosen colors) launch out from a common spot below the space bar where they are bound by double-sided tape. Five of the six ends contain a poorly cut piece of double-sided tape which is used to affix the Kinex pole to the key of interest. This creates a set of spines which, if carefully pressed and upon which one never rests their wrist, can be used to allow bizarro Jeremy to hit the control, alt, and shift keys with his thumbs — “just like” a Kinesis keyboard. All this for a mere $30! The sticky residue that this would leave on the keyboard after use is curiously unnoticed by bizarro Jeremy.

Then using his comparable powers of persuasions, this time to help the spread of all things ghetto, bizarro Jeremy gets a “story” about his malfeasance posted to slashdot. Fortunately, bizarro Jeremy lives in bizarro-America (also known as Canada) and we’ll be safe as long as real Jeremy and his super friends keep up their fight for truth, justice, and the non-ghetto way.

In the same vain vein as my recent post on the yellow ribbons, theOnion is running a story about supporting the war, but _not_ the troops.

They recently had a funny one about a power point presentation left as a suicide note, too.

ps: its my birthday.

I got this from theOnion.com

with the icon and everything, its so perfect!

So apparently Bill O’Rielly had a mild disagreement with John Stewart and Commedy Central, saying that its scary that a bunch of “stoned slackers” slackers who watch the Daily Show will be able to vote.

Comedy Central did some “research” and found that viewers of the Daily show were more likely to have a higher level of education than those of O’Rielly’s show, and were also more likely to answer political questions correctly.

Thats no surprise since the daily show’s theme is taking actual events and making fun of them, while the O’Rielly show’s theme is ignoring actual events, and making up alternate realities.

Comedy Central refutes O’Reilly’s claim

I actually saw this on the metro TV station in barcelona while i was waiting. Finally found it on the prestigious internet:

Bush and Kerry singing a modified version of “This land is your land”

So, apparently the end of civilization as we know it is going to be coming here in about an hour. The four horsemen of the apocalypse passed through town oiled up in booty shorts on a pride day float shaped like a giant, rainbow-colored penis. All of my married friends informed me that they plan to immediately file for divorce on the grounds that they wish to marry their siblings instead. One of the more distressing signs was that of a transgendered Michael Jackson impersonator leading the fourth grade class he was substitute teaching for to a polygamous, child marriage indoctrination session. And on my way home, I saw a woman camped outside city hall with her golden retriever and a jar of peanut butter.

Things have even become violent! The local National Guard unit was seen prancing around in pink neckerchiefs shooting random civilians with giant penis rifles to the beat of old show tunes. This afternoon I saw a group of guys dressed as the Village People assault a man and woman who commented that Dolly Parton was getting on in years. Yes, it certainly looks like the end of the world as we know it. I just finished talking to my boyfriend. He’s going to take a six-pack to city hall and watch Satan make his grand entrance.

But the real question for me is… can I use the end of the world as an excuse to turn in my final project a few days late?

how funny is this?

check out this site. Its pretty funny, espcially under “The Issues” and “About the Billionaires”

this laptop bag company printed “we are sorry our president is an idiot, we didn’t vote for him” in french on the french side of the “care instructions” kinda funny.

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