Intensive Purposes

Archive for March, 2003



Homestar is Dead 

no more will you fools comment on my months old post about Homestar, i have killed him.



A Sign 

Blair’s Plane touched by god on the way to visit governor Bush.



FYI Coalition of the Willing 

” The 30 original countries in the Coalition of the Willing, as listed on the State Department Web site, include Afghanistan, Albania, Australia, Azerbaijan, Bulgaria, Colombia, Czech Republic, Denmark, El Salvador, Eritrea, Estonia, Ethiopia, Georgia, Hungary, Italy, Japan (post conflict), Latvia, Lithuania, Macedonia, Netherlands, Nicaragua, Philippines, Poland, Romania, Slovakia, South Korea, Spain, Turkey, the United Kingdom, and Uzbekistan.

The defense secretary said that the Operation Iraq Freedom coalition is “large and growing” and “not unilateral action as is being characterized in the media.”

“Indeed, the coalition in this activity is larger than the coalition that existed during the Gulf War in 1991,” Rumsfeld said.

Many countries have committed combat and combat support forces, Rumsfeld said, while others are contributing other things — “access, basing, refueling, force protection, intelligence sharing, and the use of airspace. Still others have pledged to participate in stability operations and post-Saddam reconstruction efforts.”

“I think it’s a little disingenuous to compare the number of countries willing to send soldiers into battle in 1991 with the number of countries who are willing to put their names on a list in 2003,” a retired senior military officer who served in Operation Desert Storm told Salon, declining to be named. Some 32 countries provided troops in 1991, compared with three this time around.

from Salon.com
1984 just 20 years later. -pi



Small earthquakes and tremors 

Small Tremors were felt all along the US east coast last night. At first they were thought to be some sort of geological phenomenon. Later, it was realized that it was simply the framers rolling in their graves.



War begun 

apparently a few minutes after i posted, the bombing campaign started on iraq.

fucked up.



Leaflets 

These are some of the leaflets that we’ve been dropping over Iraq. I can’t decide if this is propaganda aimed at iraqis or americans.


if we do half as good a job of fucking y’all up as we did last time, the survivors of your family are sure as hell going to need you.

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Arm Wrestling instead of going to court 

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/asiapcf/auspac/03/10/offbeat.nz.wrestle/index.html



Freedom Fries!? 

ok, this has got to be the lamest thing i’ve heard in my entire life. The cafeteria at congress has renamed “french fries” and “french toach” to “freedom fries” and “freedom toast,” in order to slap france in the face.

not only is this wicked* fucking petty, but its also very ironic, since neither of these dishes came from France, but are from the land of the grease and the home of the lard, USA.

I’m sure France is actually happy that those horrible sample’s of american food no longer bear their country’s name.

Actually, i think french fries were invented in Belgium, and i forget where french toast came from, but you can thank us for over doing it and making them both staples of the standard diet.

I think i’ll start calling them “Fatah Fries” and “Dictator Toast”.

*I’m from the Boston area, in case you didn’t know



Bluetooth 

I never really thought of the possibilies of bluetooth, except as a wireless data transfer protocal.

this article goes over some pretty cool stuff that seems mildly futuristic, but can be done now. Interesting read, and entirely non political for a change.

peace out… doh!



Pro War?!? 

What if the war with Iraq is a good thing? What if in the long run the number of lives lost is lower and we do bring stability to the middle east? What would we do about Sadam if we did not move on Iraq? Are the Arabic countries better off without us intervening in Iraq?
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Entertainment for Morons 

So a while ago, my friend sent me a link to that internet cartoon “Home Star Runner”

It seemed pretty funny, so i posted it here. Little did i know how many fools on the internet search for “home star runner” and are thus lead to this site.

Not only are most of the comments left by these visitors composed in a way to conjure up visions of retarded monkeys trying to be cool, but it also seems that every fool and his cousin thinks Strong Bad is the coolest Home Star Runner character.

I mean Strong Bad is cool and all. But why do all you suckas gutta be like “oh my god, he’s awesome, he’s the greatest.” Especially on a months old post on some random website, when 10 people have already made the same comment before you. This reminds me of when it was hip to say “Kramer is my favorite character, Seinfeld is lame.” It’s cool if you really really think that, but most of the people who said it didn’t stop to think that Kramer wouldn’t be all that funny by himself. It takes a whole bunch of characters to make a show work. Why do you all have to just appreciate the characters that are all laughs and have no subtly or depth?

For example. Homestar’s girlfriend is shaped like a broom. She’s also very ditzy. There’s plenty of subtle sexist humor there, and thats the best kind. I mean subtle humor, not sexist humor, but you knew that.

You guys should all go watch “The Family Guy*” for a good dose of subtle and blunt humor. That show has to be the best at mixing the two, that I’ve ever seen. Although, i don’t know jack about current TV shows, since i don’t watch any (”yeah, but you do know that there’s invention called television, and on it there are these things called shows!?” I said it for you, so you dumb random people that find this site won’t get to feel cool by misquoting a popular movie.)

You non-thinkers are the reason that the entertainment industry is able to peddle such bland gravy and get away with it. Anything funny or new or thought provoking won’t make it to the air, or will be cancelled shortly after, a la Family Guy. By the way, I have a theory that the episodes i’ve been watching are actually the ones that aired in the UK, because there is stuff on there that i can’t believe got by the american censors. But hey, thats a good reason for the UK to exist. So that the “real” versions of english language entertainment will be out there somewhere for me to find. Come to think of it, I got my Stokes album from amazon.uk, too. I guess if they just get rid of that turncoat Blair then i will let them stick around when i’m king. (Destro, i’ll be contacting you soon about that arms deal we spoke of)

* Warning: I am not responsible for any laws you break to watch this show, as it is no longer being broadcast, and can only be obtained by downloading it, buying a region free DVD player, or moving too England. The first of which is illegal, the second will probably be one day- if the entertainment industry has its way, and the third should be illegal.



The Economics of impending doom 

Well, we’ve hit a lot of the moral issues surrounding a war with Iraq on this site. So I thought I would change it up and approach this thing from an individual capitalist perspective.

If you haven’t noticed, the US economy is in the crapper. Unemployment is at 20 year high (my googling couldn’t come up with a URL, but this is the number i’ve heard tossed around from foxnews to npr). There is no end in site.

My opinion is that this economy WILL NOT turn around until the looming war question is settled. Companies don’t like to invest during a period of economic uncertainty, and neither do individual investors. Now some will argue that the war will create money. This “could” be true. IF the war goes according to plan. Yey! 2 years of economic recovery for the US. But what if it doesn’t?

The longer Governor Bush focuses on war with Iraq instead of economic stimulus the longer yours truly will sucking off the taxpayer tit. along with 10% of all the other Americans. btw, true unemployment is actually higher. Because the dept. of Labor does not include those that their unemployment benefits ran out and still haven’t found a job.

So I don’t really have a lot of opinions about all this as much as i’d like others to chime in on the economic damage that this potential war is doing to the US and world economy as a whole.