it’s a wonderful day, sun shining, birds chirping. Little Johnny was playing with his army men like he always does every single day in the sandbox. He was so content. And just like every other day little Craig was across the playground playing contently on the swings. Craig would bring his army men but never really wanted to play with them. So he set his men up next to the swings. Every so often Johnny would come on over to the swings and give little Craig a push on his swing. Craig in turn would let Johnny play with some of his soldier accessories.
Today, Johnny had given Craig a great big push on his swing. Johnny was playing with his army men when Craig walked over to the sandbox.
“Hey! Yer planning on breaking my toys over there aren’t you?!”, yelled Craig.
“No, I’m not.”, said Johnny.
“Yes, you are!!”, yelled Craig.
“No, I’m not.”, said Johnny.
“Yes, you are!!”, yelled Craig.
“No, I’m not.”, said Johnny.
“Yes, you are!!”, yelled Craig.
“No, I’m not.”, said Johnny.
“Fine! I’m telling!!”, yelled Craig.
Craig went over to the mothers and told them what was going on. They came over and looked at what Johnny was doing. They were talking with Johnny when Craig went back to his swing. He was shouting loudly to himself, very sure that everyone could hear him. “If Johnny doesn’t stop it, I’m going to take his toys and break them! And I’m gunna not play with him anymore. And he won’t get to play with my toys anymore!”, he yelled.
“If you do that then I’m not gunna push you on the swing anymore! Pbthththththhhhhhhh!!”, shouted Johnny.
“Craig!”, his mom said, “Johnny is playing nicely over here. Please stop it. Craig if you bother Johnny and his toys, we’re not going to help you when he gets mad.”
“But mom!!”, Craig whined.
The mothers went back to the benches chit chatting. Meanwhile Craig was still yelling to himself. “I know he’s going to come over here and break my toys! I just know it!”, he yelled.
“No, I’m not!”, yelled Johnny.
“Yes, you are!!”, yelled Craig.
“No, I’m not!”, yelled Johnny.
“Yes, you are!! And if you don’t stop in five minutes, I’m going to come over there and break your toys!!”, yelled Craig.
“You’d better not! I’ll break your toys and… and… !!”, Johnny yelled back.
Funny how wars start.

at transit facilities is cause for arrest during “Code Orange” alert, the authorities explained. Faculty were advised to be careful about assigning “field trip” projects during such alerts.
Hey guys,
February 28th, 2003 at 3:15 pm
i’m gunna come break all of your toys, bitch
February 28th, 2003 at 11:45 pm
and then Sharon, evicted Johnny and Craig’s parents from their home and land that they have the deed to.
He told Jonny and craig to get out of the sandbox and don’t touch the Olives or they’d be shot with his trusty real M16.
Johnny yelled” You can’t take my toys and through some sand at him”
Sharon’s soldier open fired. They took Craig and his parents to the refugee camp.
February 28th, 2003 at 11:58 pm
ahh, thats good stuff.
March 1st, 2003 at 6:17 pm
“Funny how wars start.”? What the hell?!? Ummm… yeah sure pal. Funny how simplistic, fictional anecdotes about human nature are not really that illustrative or informative at all.
Thank you GI Joe for you deliciously cynical yet sobering sense of humor! Too bad you’re my sworn nemesis. Now prepare to be overrun by my legions of Iron Grenadiers! [that is, as soon as the Baroness finishes her exquisite fellatio of my chrome member]
March 2nd, 2003 at 2:32 am
hahaha
i just got that ‘Sharon’ sounds like a little girls name, and that makes your comment so much funnier!
did you mean to do that?